Store Nicknames Of The Day

Nicknames for some of my favorite retailers. Some I made up, others I heard. If I slam your favorite eatery or store, here's a tissue.I hate the word eatery, btw.Got some of your own? Speak up.POTTERY BARNRobbery BarnAPPLEBEE'SCrapplebee'sApplebutt'sI'll Be Right Back With Them Salads (in honor of something an Applebee's waiter in Waycross, Georgia once said to us)OLIVE GARDENKetchup &