Don't you hate people like this?From The Onion.AWFUL MAN OFFERS WITTY, ACERBIC TAKE ON EVERYTHING HE SEESJune 20, 2009 | Issue 45•25ROCKVILLE, MD — Local resident Alan Bower's particular brand of sardonic, no-holds-barred commentary about everything around him has firmly established the 31-year-old policy writer as an absolutely terrible person who is always ready to crack a
