Craigslist Ad Of The Day: Left-Handed Hammer

Drugs. Shitloads of 'em.From Mighty Joe Stankowski.Left Handed Hammer - $20 Reply to:sale-dtazj-1195804206@craigslist.org Date: 2009-05-29, 7:45PM EDT Works like a right handed but does half-gainers.Goes by the name of Floyd.Likes to sleep in til 10 AM but then wakes up and works fine.Floyd likes squashing bugs and hitting nails.Floyd is not a very good swimmer and does not know how to ride a