All from TrueOfficeConfessions.com and copied verbatim, typos and all. If you like these, they have thousands more. My thanks to Amy for compiling some good ones for me.Crazy: Can I borrow your scissors?Me: Here you go. Crazy: Can I borrow your mirror?Me: Here you go. Crazy proceeds to put mirror on corner of desk (mine) and TRIM HER CHIN HAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Holy
