News Story Of The Day: Wall Street Salary Cap Drives Away Assholes

From The Borowitz Report. Wall Street Salary Cap Drives Away AssholesExperts Warn Of "Douchebag Drain"APRIL 13, 2009 -- As the federal government moves to institute salary caps for Wall Street executives, an increasing number of assholes are seeking employment elsewhere, a study confirmed today.According to the report commissioned by the University of Minnesota's School of