A great idea from Toledo, who writes, " How 'bout a list of phrases to describe someone who is not quite all there?"We start with Toledo's own collection:One taco short of a fiesta platter (or combination plate). A few screws short of a hardware store. A few cards short of a deck.Two fries short of a Happy Meal. One twist short of a slinky. A few threads short of a sweater. One sandwich short of
