Or good pirate jokes, depending on your sense of humor.12. Have you heard about the new pirate movie?It's rated AARRRRRR! Why? Because of all the booty! 11. Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet? Because they can spend years at C10. A pirate walks into a bar wearing a paper towel on his head. He sits down at the bar and orders some dirty rum.The bartender asks, "Why are you