From The Onion and MOFM.Area Dad Botches Princess Bride QuotesLIVONIA, NY—Mere hours after watching Rob Reiner's classic 1987 film The Princess Bride with his children, area father William Loomis badly botched some of the most familiar lines from the movie, sources reported Monday."My friend Laura came over and my dad greeted her at the door by saying, 'Hello. I am Diego Montoya. You killed my
