News Story Of The Day: 98% of Babies Manic-Depressive

From The Onion, but they're wrong. It's more like 99.9%.98% Of Babies Manic-DepressiveMarch 23, 2009NEW YORK—A new study published in The Journal Of Pediatric Medicine found that a shocking 98 percent of all infants suffer from bipolar disorder."The majority of our subjects, regardless of size, sex, or race, exhibited extreme mood swings, often crying one minute and then giggling playfully the