Easily one of the worst songs of the 80s. The "artist," Rockwell, is the son of Motown founder Berry Gordy, and just so happened to get a record deal with -- ready for a shock? -- Motown. What are the odds? Rockwell claims he got the record deal without his father's knowledge, so take a listen and decide for yourself.Yes, that's Michael Jackson on the chorus; I guess it was too much for