From The Onion.Dog Finds Absolutely Perfect Place To ShitPORTLAND, OR—After carefully examining every inch of sidewalk within a four block radius of his home Tuesday, local dog Sigmund, 4, finally found the absolutely perfect place to squat down on his hind legs and void his bowels.The Border Collie mix — who bypassed a series of nearly perfect spots to deposit his feces — scanned the ground for
