Further proof that there's always somebody trying to dick with you. Always. And that's why I carry a machete wherever I go, by god. Gyp me on rice or anything else, and you will lose that thieving hand, kemosabe.From The Onion.CHIPOTLE — In a lunchtime incident significant enough to warrant you pause, an employee at the fast food Mexican restaurant Chipotle has just dispensed to you a smaller
