Unfinished Song Titles Of The Day

Ever wonder what they're really about?"Jesus Take The Wheel (I'm Drunk Again)""Papa Don't Preach (Since He Got Caught At The Motel With The Organist)""She's Like The Wind (She's Always Blowin' Somebody)""Mr. Tambourine Man (Why You Gotta Sit Right Behind Me In Church?)""Ring Of Fire (The Morning After Jalapeños Song)""You Can't Always Get What You Want (So I Guess You'll Do)""I Could Never Take