Onion Story Of The Day: Study Finds Link Between Red Wine, Letting Mother Know What You Really Think

From The Onion.CHICAGO — Health experts have long known that drinking red wine can have such positive benefits as reducing blood vessel damage, lowering the risk of heart attack, and preventing harmful LDL cholesterol from forming. But researchers at the Northwestern University Department of Preventive Medicine have recently found that the consumption of four to six glasses of red wine, most