Onion Story Of The Day: Managerial Jargon

From The Onion. Which is where Onion Stories Of The Day typically come from.Manager Achieves Mastery Of Pointless Managerial JargonDecember 12, 2008 | Issue 44•50CHARLOTTE, NC — During what was described to them as "a look-forward meeting to discuss and evaluate the company's event-chain methodology," MediaLine employees stood with mouths agape Wednesday as they witnessed the very moment at which