Duh magazine. I'm stealing that.From The Borowitz Report.China Buys Naming Rights to U.S.Nation to be Renamed ‘Panda Garden'In a landmark deal that could provide much-needed cash to America's anemic economy, China agreed today to acquire the naming rights to the U.S. for a reported $1.4 trillion.The deal, which is expected to be signed by President George W. Bush and Chinese President Hu Jintao
