Buying gifts can be a pain in the ass, especially for rich people who buy everything they want themselves, and don't particularly need a pet rock or slippers from you."Oh, now" they'll say, "You don't have to get a me gift. I don't need anything.""REALLY?!" I'd like to reply, my eyes lighting up. "Cool," I'd answer, then I'd fist-pump the air with a "YES!" as I walked away.But I can't. I don't
