Funnies from Kelli T. and WeirdFortuneCookies.com (where you will find more of these)Have you been talking to my wife?Shit, there go my afternoon plans.Ok, so if I do not follow the instructions, which are not to follow them, I then should follow them, right? But if I do so, then I'm back to not following them, aren't I? I'm so confused.Welcome to El Paso.Whew, at least I'm not emotional.... two
