I. Detest. This. Song. And yet, I'm posting it. Why? I do not know.Muskrats are rodents. I hate rodents. Rodents do only three things: shit, piss and breed. So when I hear a song about muskrat love, I don't picture two cute little cartoon characters nuzzling noses and kissing. No, I picture two nasty disease-ridden rats fucking in the crawl space under my house amid the 40,000 turd pellets
