Have I ever mentioned what a skilled handyman I am? Well I am. Skilled at being absolutely inept.I'm dead serious.I say to my wife, "Hey hun, do you want me to fix the---""No!"Even my daughter knows the deal. I'll notice something broken and say, "Wow, that needs to be fixed." Her eyes will get wide."Don't mess with it, Daddy. Let Mommy do it."I won't even tell you about the time I took down the
